Written by Eric E. Eidson
You can’t fix all your problems with an infomercial.
Billy and Sally are breaking up. When an announcer appears, Billy suspects he has a product that will solve his problems
CAST OF CHARACTERS
BILLY, Male, 15-30, An average American consumer who doesn’t understand why three easy payments of $19.99 won’t fix all his problems.
SALLY, Female,15-30, An average American consumer who learned the art of criticism. She eliminates and avoids her obstacles.
ANNOUNCER, Male or Female, Any Age, An infomercial personality, but also… kind of a hippie.
ANNOUNCER 2, Male or Female, Any Age, An infomercial personality. (Can be played by the actor playing Billy)