Check Me out

Written by Emily Hageman

A non-fiction book about an intrepid climber of Mount Everest is incorrectly shelved amongst a bunch of “wannabe classics.” And now, this climber has to live her life trapped with an annoying Cockney orphan, a sobbing heroine from the 1800s, and a sea captain with a reeeeeeeeally bad case of dysentery.



CASEY Female, middle-aged, intrepid climber of Mount Everest.
ELIZABETH Female, 20-35, Victorian heroine. Unmarried, so basically dead.
CAPTAIN CRAG Male, 40+, craggy sea captain.
LIL’ BARNEY Male or female, any age, poor sweet lil’ orphan fellow with a ridiculous Cockney accent.